Kurvos's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Playing Prototype]

... what?!

Prototype is awesome - almost perfect. Don't be so butthurt just because it's not in your category of taste.

[[ Prototype Parody ]]

Sweet!

You got two hilarious joke right here. Only problem, is that it's so short. You should've do a follow up or something, with more jokes! :D

[Unknown Valentine Special]

Huh?

I can rate any stars, because I am too confused. On the female version, they live happy, and you tell there's no worry because "it" will happen sometime. But in the male version, they get shot in their head... I honestly can't follow you there. Why not "Happy Ending" and "Tragic Ending"? Or just "Version 1" and "Version 2"? I mean... yeah, like one reviewer before me said - this is kinda sexistic.

[SW: Clash Of The Sith]

Nice one XD

However, I tried to record and play it backwards what he said. The thing he repeats is probably "I want cookies", I would assume from what I can hear; but the rest, I can't. What does he say more? I can't hear it.

[Tale of the Nerevar pt1]

Nice

You are not bad at all. You get thrilled as you watch. However, you need to learn how to animate certain movements better, and the designs of the characters could be improved as well. Else, it's good. Keep it up.

[Super Smash]

....

... well, that was just stupid. Only good thing, was that it had half decent animations. But it just felt like a dull cliché fighting video of Newgrounds, but with Mario and Luigi stolen for a change. Not creative on my records, anyway.

[Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex]

Hilarious

Finally, someone made fun of that shitty movie. Yeah, you heard me. Most overrated movie in history. Bad story, bad clichés, not so good CGI as everyone tells. It's a piece of shit, that deserves to get made fun of.

[Two Minutes Of Terror Ep3]

Are you kidding me?

The girl gets no contact because of one thin piece of stone? She has to comment that she is almost out, and walk slowly? She reacts by standing still instead of running to the door and open it to run out? I mean, I am pretty sure the plants don't know how to lock the doors.

No offense, dude.... but these three videos are embarrassing. Only thing good with them are the animation.

[Two minutes of terror EP2]

What the...

This isn't scary. This is comedy.

[Two minutes of terror EP1]

Was this supposed to be scary?

Seriously, did you make this to scare people? It was just plain hilarious. I laughed my ass off. WHen the phone made noises, it did sound like a elephant. And the red "skull" thing reminds me of a transformer, but with a wimpy voice. And the head explodin was just so... well, silly.